Showing posts with label Scottish people. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Scottish people. Show all posts

Sunday, March 13, 2011

Irish luck - what goes around comes around...

Winston Churchill, Prime Minister of the Unite...Image via Wikipedia



Irish Luck - what goes around comes around...




His name was Fleming, and he was a poor Scottish farmer. One day, while trying to make a living for his family, he heard a cry for help coming from a nearby bog. He dropped his tools

and ran to the bog.

There, mired to his waist in black muck, was a terrified boy, screaming and struggling to free himself. Farmer Fleming saved the lad from what could have been a slow and terrifying death.




The next day, a fancy carriage pulled up to the Scotsman's sparse surroundings. An elegantly dressed nobleman stepped out and introduced himself as the father of the boy Farmer Fleming had saved.




'I want to repay you,' said the nobleman. 'You saved my son's life.'




'No, I can't accept payment for what I did,' the Scottish farmer replied waving off the offer. At that moment, the farmer's own son came to the door of the family hovel.




'Is that your son?' the nobleman asked.




'Yes,' the farmer replied proudly.




'I'll make you a deal. Let me provide him with the level of education my own son will enjoy If the lad is anything like his father, he'll no doubt grow to be a man we both will be proud of.' And that he did.

Farmer Fleming's son attended the very best schools and in time, graduated from St. Mary's Hospital Medical School in London, and went on to become known throughout the world as the noted Sir Alexander Fleming, the discoverer of Penicillin.




Years afterward, the same nobleman's son who was saved from the bog was stricken with pneumonia.

What saved his life this time? Penicillin.


The name of the nobleman? Lord Randolph Churchill .. His son's name?


Sir Winston Churchill.

Acknowledgements: Paul Burgess, Christchurch

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Thursday, November 25, 2010

A true Scotsman wears nothing under his kilt...

A Black Watch or Campbell tartan kilt (date un...Image via WikipediaA true Scotsman wears nothing under his kilt. But this is to change if some people can get their own way.

But never more, it seems.Scots are now reportedly  being warned that the sartorial habit is both indecent and unhygenic. Bloody Sassenachs!

A representative of the  Scottish Tartans Authority recently stated that when you hire a kilt, remember to also to wear underwear because, it is claimed, many are left in a disgusting state. Indeed!

Kilt rental firms are being backed by the organisation charged with maintaining standards in Highland dress. The age-old custom of "going commando"  has had its day!

The tradition dates back to clansmen warriors who wore little but long kilts around their shoulders. The Scottish military subsequently  took up the fashion and Scots regiments even today still parade sans underwear.

A spokesman of the Authority recalls his own father, a sergeant-major, who used to clip a car mirror on the end of his pace-stick to hold under the kilts of his men to check if they were suitably undressed for parade.

To bare or not bare divides opinion.

Its just tradition to go without - a macho cultural pressure on Scotsmen - it really doesn't prove  much today.

But wearing underpants seems a sensible idea if you do hire kilts - otherwise feel free to please one's self.


A highland soldier dressed in his kilt stood on guard, rifle in the at ease position.

A beautiful young woman in her early 20's approached him,and gentled lifted his kilt

"Gruesome!" she commented.

"Och lassie, it grew some while you have been here." he replied.


Acknowledgements: Associated Press







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