Sunday, December 9, 2007

Robbie Deans should be Wallabies rugby coach by the end of the week...


A New Zealander, Robbie Deans should be Australian Wallabies rugby coach by the end of the week...

A New Zealander, Robbie Deans, from my home town of Christchurch in Canterbury, is now the favoured candidate to takeover as coach of the Australian Wallabies Rugby team, after being turned down by the NZRU.

Most American readers probably don't realise that a New Zealander coached the American Eagles Rugby team at the recent Rugby World Cup.

Rugby Union may not be that well known by North American readers, but it is more of a a world sport than American football which is primarily a North American sport like baseball. Only basketball can be considered a world sport.

So let me be the first to predict that Robbie Deans will be Wallabies coach by the end of the week; and with the losing New Zealand All Blacks coach, Graham Henry, inexplicably reappointed for another two years, will I have to change my allegiance to Australia to ensure I support a winning team?

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Friday, December 7, 2007

This Skippy lived 25 million years ago - and galloped not hopped...


My Australian friends around the blogesphere will find this one difficult to accept:

If there had have been a Melbourne Cup 25 million years ago,a kangaroo may have lined up to gallop with them.A Skippy that galloped with the herd!

He would have been called a nambaroo (which meant "big muscly forearms")and showed he galloped or bounded like a possum.

It has been described as a discovery that skips conventional wisdom about one of Australia's greatest icons.

Scientists believe the 25 million year old remains dug up in Queensland in the 1990's, are from a newly discovered species called nambaroo gillespieae.

The nambaroo was part of an extinct kangaroo group known as the Balbariae, which scientists claim was replaced by the modern day kangaroo species.

The nambaroo was about the size of a small dog, had canine fangs, and was a quadruped, or four legged.

This was the great,great,great,great, grandfather of the modern kangaroo.

The remains were found in the renowned fossil fields of the Riversleigh world heritage area in North Queensland.

It was claimed the find would unlock the genesis of todays kangaroo.




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Wednesday, December 5, 2007

Something debated over the ages - just who is the more intelligent gender - man or woman...


Something debated over the ages - who is the more intelligent gender - man or woman...

As a mere male, let me tell you this little story; and you know Hutt likes to tell the odd story or two.

After the disaster, eleven people were being carried on a rope suspended from the helicopter that had rescued them.

The storm continued and the helicopter was being badly buffeted, side to side, endangering the lives of the many people inside the helicopter.

The pilot called out on his speaker that the load had to be reduced, or everybody's life would be endangered - somebody on that rope had to sacrifice their life in the interests of all!

It so happened that of the eleven people hanging by their hands on the rope suspended from the helicopter - only one was a women. She announced, with tears streaming down her face, that being a woman, she had sacrificed her independence to her husband, her children and to society in general all her life,so therefore she was prepared to make the final sacrifice here.

Emotionally moved, the men began to clap...


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Tuesday, December 4, 2007

I was bloody rich -- and the bills can wait awhile this time...



How was I going to pay the bills... hey I'm rich!

I woke up this morning and thought about how wealthy I am; hey I'm actually as poor as a church mouse! Well, lets see how much there is in my wallet. I opened it and was nearly hit in the eye by a cloud of moths; I obviously hadn't been in there for a while because those moths had been settled in by the look of it!

I grabbed my bank statement, found my phone bank and account numbers and rang up. An almost metallic voice uttered, " You have sixty cents only." I slammed the phone down. I looked around at my unopened mail lying on the kitchen table. The power bill: $345 .00; the phone account including my internet, $398.00; my Farmers card account, $378.00. A repair bill for my car, $765.00. There were more envelopes there, but I didn't open them. What was the point?


I was in deep shit; I was broke; how the bloody hell was I going to pay these outstanding accounts? Get another personal loan from the bank? I owe them about five grand already! I could imagine myself going down to the bank and seeing that tightarse Harris, and the likely comments. " Are you serious Mr Hutt? You owe us over $5,000 and you are behind with two months repayments already! "


I looked out at the driveway, where my car should be. It wasn't there! God almighty, they must have repossessed it already. Yeah, I was behind on the payments alright. I went over to the fridge and took out a can of beer. I drank it down in a couple of gulps! It tasted good, and made me feel a little better. I felt even better after the next three cans.


I felt in my pocket and took out a handful of bits of paper. A betting slip for the horses. It wasn't any good, as I expected, A few receipts, load of rubbish really. What was this one, all screwed up? It looked like a Lotto ticket. I'd better check it out, though. Just for the record. I looked around for the Sunday paper and checked the ticket out... I skimmed through quickly... and through again more slowly. And again...I looked at six winning numbers worth a half a million dollars. I had shared first prize with somebody at the other end of the country.


I was rich... I was bloody rich and the bills, the bloody bills were going to be paid, and the prick at the bank, whats his bloody name...Harris, will get his money this week. And I can get my car car back too! Yahoo! I'm rich!

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Monday, November 26, 2007

PM Rudd, the new Australian prime minister will apologise to the Aborigine community...


SYDNEY, Australia - Newly elected Australian leader Kevin Rudd renewed a commitment Monday to apologize to indigenous Aborigines for past indignities.

The issue of apologizing for policies that helped make the continent's original inhabitants its most impoverished minority is a highly divisive one in Australia.

The policies included the forcible removal of indigenous children from their families on the premise that Aborigines were a doomed race and saving the children was a humane alternative. The practice did not end until the 1970s.

The Labor Party leader said he would offer the apology on behalf of the nation early in his first term — suggesting a timeframe of next year.

Outgoing Prime Minister John Howard angered many of Australia's 450,000 Aborigines and their supporters by steadfastly refusing to offer an apology, arguing this generation should not be made to feel guilty for mistakes of the past.

Polls show most people support an apology, and Rudd had promised to do so if he was elected.

Rudd's sweeping victory over Howard in Saturday's elections ended almost 12 years of conservative rule in Australia. He immediately put signing the Kyoto Protocol on curbing greenhouse gas emissions at the top of his international agenda.

That paves the way for Australia to play a greater role at a major international meeting on tackling climate change next week in Bali, Indonesia.

Rudd's policy on Kyoto leaves the United States isolated as the only industrialized country not to ratify the pact. His plan for the phased withdrawal of Australia's 550 combat troops from Iraq also poses challenges for Canberra's relations with Washington.

Australia has about 1,600 troops in and around Iraq, and Rudd says he wants the combat contingent to come home while leaving the rest — mostly in supporting roles such as guarding diplomats — to remain. Australia also has about 1,000 troops in Afghanistan, and Rudd has no plans to reduce that number.

Rudd held a second day of meetings Monday with senior bureaucrats and top advisers about taking over the levers of power. He began work on domestic priorities including his goal of providing a computer for every secondary school student and redrafting the country's labor laws.

Rudd told a news conference that implementing education and health policies were his top domestic priorities, and that he had ordered every incoming Labor legislator to visit two schools before Thursday's party meeting.

"It is important that we get to work on this straight away," Rudd said.

Wednesday, November 21, 2007

Myanmar military disempower their people - asset stripping nation's wealth...


Poverty stricken people have been disempowered by the military regime...

Lets look at some of the facts emerging from the former Burma, now known as Myanmar. Let Google do your walking. The military regime has disempowered their people and has virtually enslaved thousands of them. They are literally stripping the wealth from their country.

The real facts are emerging behind their behaviour towards their citizens - a millionaire military class is sucking the wealth from the ground.

Despite Western sanctions and calls for a boycott from top international jewellers, the military government hopes to sell 5,500 lots of jade, gems and pearls worth nearly US$300 million this year - the quality of their stones is claimed to be the best, according to one official. 2 000 merchants, mainly from China and Thailand, are expected at the sale.
The poverty stricken country is the source of 90% of the world's blood red rubies.

This auction is the first since the military junta cracked down severely on pro-democracy protesters - they did not want any delays to the auctions. There was international protest at their actions against the monk-led protests recently. There was initially tighter Western sanctions, including a crackdown on the gems trade.

The trade in stones supports the human rights abuses. The Myanmar Gems official said the most expensive jade lots was worth 80 million Euros - and highly prized by China.

The military have estimated they have earned US$750 million dollars since sales began in 1964 - as expected the state holds the majority shareholding, including the Valley of Rubies in the mountainous Magok area 200 miles north of Mandalay - the home of the famed Pigeon's Blood rubies and blue sapphires worth tens of thousands of dollars each.

Conditions in the mines are reportedly horrendous - reports from non-government groups strongly suggest that land confiscation, extortion, forced labour, child labour, environmental pollution and dangerous working conditions for miners are rampant.

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