Wednesday, February 2, 2011

Work: More funny moments at the coalface

An oil lamp Hannukah menorah created in Israel...Image via WikipediaWork: More funny moments at the coalface:

Another two minute  management course.

A manager,sales rep and receptionist were  walking to lunch when they find an old oil lamp.  they rubbed it and out popped a genie. The genie said ," I will give each of you one wish."

"Me first! Me first!" said the receptionist.

"I want to be in the Caribbean, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world."

Puff! She went.

"Me next! Me next!" said the sales rep.

"I want to be in Bali, relaxing on the beach with a personal masseuse and an endless supply of beer."

Puff! He went.

"Ok, you're up, the genie said to the manager.

The manager replied," I want those two back in the office after lunch."


Always let your boss have the first say!
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Sire said...

Good one Pete, although it would have probably been better if they didn't go to lunch with the boss in the first place :D

Kiwi Riverman's Blogesphere said...

So true!