Wednesday, March 16, 2011

You're bullshitting me...

A Centrelink office at Innaloo, Western Australia.Image via Wikipedia

You're bullshitting me...


A Kiwi walks into the local unemployment office, marches straight up to the counter and says, "Hi! I hate being on welfare, I'd really rather have a job."

The clerk behind the Centrelink desk says, "Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of your clothes.

Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected to escort her on her overseas holiday trips. You'll have a two-bedroom apartment above the garage.

The starting salary is $200,000 a year".

The Kiwi says, "You're bullshitting me!"

The Centrelink officer says, "Yeah, well, you started it"

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2 comments:

Sire said...

LOL NIce one Pete

Kiwi Riverman's Blogesphere said...

I thought it was a beauty, pete.